I am Lydia. You are awesome.

1.20.12 Houston, Tx. 

effington: EVERYONE CAN STOP FREAKING OUT NOW BECAUSE HERE LOL WUT R U EDIT: (Holy jeez. When I originally made this I expected it to get 10, 15 notes tops, and just from my followers, but as often happens with the Internet, it has taken on a mind of its own. I’m quite pleased you guys seem to like it so much, and let me just say, I am sincerely sorry to anyone who was depressed that they got “murder”. It is, in my opinion, the best one. So buck up.) - Anna

effington:

EVERYONE CAN STOP FREAKING OUT NOW BECAUSE HERE

LOL WUT R U

EDIT: (Holy jeez. When I originally made this I expected it to get 10, 15 notes tops, and just from my followers, but as often happens with the Internet, it has taken on a mind of its own. I’m quite pleased you guys seem to like it so much, and let me just say, I am sincerely sorry to anyone who was depressed that they got “murder”. It is, in my opinion, the best one. So buck up.)

- Anna

Will Shortz Facts

fuckingbookdeal:

  • Will Shortz is so confident, he even did his SAT with a ballpoint pen.
  • When Will Shortz does a Sudoku, each line doesn’t add up to 9: it adds up to infinity.
  • The theme for EVERY Will Shortz crossword puzzle is “KICKINGASS.”
  • A picture’s worth a thousand words. A picture of Will Shortz is worth a thousand words that only contain vowels.
  • Will Shortz starts out easy but as the week goes on, he gets real hard.

Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee. And never ever watch the ten o’clock news. Maybe you should kiss someone nice. Or lick a rock. Or both.

—Regina Spektor, Ghost of Corporate Future